Valuable advice for men

Important and valuable info to men on SEX:

1.If person is living a life without friends is similar to tits without nipples, that is pointless

2.If you wanna big dick then marry a girl with small tits. It will show your dick bigger.

3.Unity as explained by the legs of women:
When we are united, we are safe. Divided we are fucked.

4.If you love a girl truly she will fuck you; But if you fuck a girl she will love you.

5. Guys who calls a dog as his best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy.