Wednesday, April 29, 2009

IPL Update



There was a great cricketing action provided by the Kings xi Punjab and Mumbai Indians. Punjab won the toss and batted first. Mumbai bowled well to restrict them to a score of 119/8. Once again Malinga provided initial break through and bowled accurately and scalped 2 for 12 in his 4 overs. Sangakkara was the top scorer for punjab with an unbeaten 45. Punjab bowled beautifully, taking the wicket of dangerous Jayasurya in the very first ball bowled by Irfan Pathan. Little master Sachin tendulkar gone for just 1. Punjab maintained the pressure till the end to restrict Mumbai Indians to 116/6. Sangakkara named as man of the match.

Hot Riya


Riya is a very hot girl, famous for her item songs. Few months before she started to act as full time actress but since her market became low, she again started doing Item songs to gain her market

Sexy Katrina Kaif


Katrina Kaif sexy picture taken at the Auto car India awards,. She is one of the hottest and sexiest actress in Indian cine industry. She is the brand ambassador of the Veet Product's

IPL Update


Finally Royal Challengers made a victory on the shoulders of Mark boucher who smashed 25 runs of 13 balls. Knight riders bateed first and they posted a total of 139/6 which is not enough under the conditions today. Pitch is very much on the slower side but still it helped the batsman but once again Knight riders lost their wickets in regular intervals which made them to get restricted under 140.

Seven deadly sins!! (7 Sins of women)








Here i published some important pictures for you people to understand the seven deadly sins. Thank god those are not related to men, just women..

See the difference (Who works in office!!)

Boys Desk..



Girls Desk


Hi mates, have a look at the above two pictures, you can find who is working in the office and who doesn't. Girls office desk is like a toy world showroom and in boys desk,, yup!! fully office papers and documents...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Ferrari599xx - awesome





Hi guys, i present yo some of the georgeous pics of Ferrari 599xx. Ferrari upgraded the suspension and handling when compared to the older versions. Also it challenges Lamborghini Murcielago LP670-4 SV in terms of Aerodynamics and handling. This model is a chance for Ferrari to show their new technology and to lead the Lamborghini's. If you got bored with Lamborginis, try this one from ferrari surely you will like it..

Monday, April 27, 2009

Top ten languages in the world by the number speakers

10. French
French is the first language fro the people of Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, Haiti and France too. Number of speakers of French is 129 million.

9.Malaya
This language is spoken in Indonesia and in Malaysia. To say hello in Malaya say "selamat pagi". Indonesia is a pleasant country consisting of 13,000 islands. Number of speakers is 159 million.

8.Portuguese
Can yo believe Portuguese was spoken by more than 191million people but it was spoken only in one country, Portugal. To say hello in Portuguese say "Bom dai"

7.Bengali
Its the first language for Bangladeshi people. The population of Bangladesh is 120+ million, but the language was spoken in India also. so the total speakers of this language was 211 million. To say hello in Bengali say "Ei Je"

6.Arabic
Arabic is spoken in the middle east, with speakers found in Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Jordan, Lebanon and Egypt. Number of speakers is more than 246 million and its one of the oldest language in the world. To say hello say "Al Sallam a'alykum".

5.Russian
Russian is not only spoken in Russia, but also in some parts of U.S, Belarus, Kazakhstan. Total number of speakers is 277 million. Say "Zdravstvuite" for sayinh hello in Russian.

4.Spanish
Spanish is not only spoken in Spain but also in Southern and central American countries, Cuba and in U.S.Many words of English are being derived from Spanish only, which makes U.S people to show more interest in learning Spanish. Total number of speakers is 392 million. To say hello say "Hola"

3.Hindustani
It is the first language of densely populated country India. Learning Hindi is very easy which makes foreigners to come India to learn this language. Number of speakers for this language is 497 million. To say hello in this language say "Namsthae"

2.English
English is the common language over the world but still its in the second place. Although English is common in most of the countries only England people were called as English People, because they are the parents of this language. More than 508 million globally speaks English

1.Mandarin
Its a big surprise that Mandarin holds the first place in the list. Mandarin is the first language of Chinese and it was spoken only in China. Learning Mandarin is very difficult because each word will have 4 tones. For a beginner it will be very difficult to distinguish between the tones. The language is spoken by 1 billion+ people, which is double the amount of English speaking people. In Mandarin, to say hello say "Ni hao".

Pedophile!!! (Those who seek for child sex)


Yo r a Pedophile now!! Ha Ha Ha!!

Log for a school going kid


Its related to the school not the one from Jane's daily log sheet

IPL Update



Another great match between Chennai Super kings and Deccan Chargers, went to the tail of the innings. Chargers won the toss and opted to field first. Once again Hayden gave a great start to Chennai and they managed to put a total of 165 on the board. Chargers replied in a fashioned manner, charging from the first over of their innings. Skipper Gilchrist smashed 44 of just 21 balls and gave a brisk start to the chargers. Gibbs hanged over there and made sure the innings has been finished in a simple manner. Chargers won all the four matches they played and they are really charged. on the other hand Chennai lost 3 matches and one has been washed out by rain. So they are in great need of winning the next match.

UN - Projected population by 2050

United nations issued the predicted population of our planet by 2050. The population will increase by 2.5 billion and reach around 9.1 billion. It suggested that population growth will be very high among the poorest nations. a number of residents of European nations, United States of America, and other developed nations will steadily decline. The population of poorest nations will be doubled and reach around 1.7 billion. For example India's population will reach 1.6 billion, over taking China and will reach the first place but on the other hand, number of residents of Russia will decline to 116 million from 141 million.

The way engineers think!! Funny one

In a park an engineer, a doctor and a priest were having a chat during their morning walk. They saw a group a people doing something strange.

Priest saw the groundskeeper and asked what they are doing?.

The groundskeeper replied "they were blind firefighters, they lost their eyes when they tried to save our club house last year. so we allow them to pray here free of cost".

The priest said "I will arrange a special prayer for them tonight".

Doctor said "I will contact my ophthalmologist buddy and do my best to bring back their vision".

The engineer said " Why cant these guys play at night??"

Seems to be engineers are the most intelligent people in the world!! Ha Ha Ha!!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

How to know "MADE IN CHINA" Products!~!~!~!


Hi mates, the whole world is scared about china made products because of their quality. To get rid of China products we must be aware of the bar codes on the products we buy. If the bar code of a product having 690 or 691 or 692 as first 3 digits then don't buy it, because it was a china made product. 471 is the code of Taiwan, US and Canada made products will have 00 to 13 as first two digits, goods made by India will have 890. products with bar codes starting from 49, 50, 70, 93, and 955 are made by Japan, UK, Norway, Australia, Malaysia, which are normally good. Milk products from china usually create problems, so before buying a product check where it has been made to make you free from upcoming health issues.

How to use the Condoms??


Hi guys here i explained how to use the condoms in a proper and safer way, posted in step by step process to make understanding easier:-

Step 1: first penis need to be erected fully, so wait till it erects.

Step 2: After it erects take the condom out and squeeze it to remove any air inside it.

Step 3: Place the condom on the top of the penis, pinch the tip with one hand and unroll it over the penis carefully down the full length with the other.

Step 4: Now your condom has been positioned and penis is ready for an encounter.

Step 5: Enjoy the sex

Step 6: After you got ejaculated, take the penis out of the vagina. should take out when the dick is hared, because if it comes to normal size condom may be slipped and sperms may get into the vagina.

Step 7: pull the condom out by holding its base so no semen comes out.

Step 8: Wrap the condom in a tissue and dispose it in a dust bin.


Note: If you are using lubricant don't use oil-based because it may split the condoms. So its safer to use water-based lubricants

Condoms - An Introduction


Hi guys, here i present an interesting and important article for you people. "Condoms"- Many people would have heard about it, but don't know its importance. First we get into the article we must be clear with "What is condoms?". they are nothing but a thin sheath of rubber that fits into body's erect penis (Note it wont fit for un erected penis). Main job of the condoms is to stop sperms getting into girls vagina. Also it helps in preventing Sexually transmitted disease like deadly AIDS. Condoms are 98% effective in their job. Try to choose the condoms having British standards Kitemark on it. There is also condoms for female's. Female condoms are made up of polyurethane and loosely fits on the girls vagina. In my another article i posted how to use the condoms, read that too and have safer sex.

Bike hit a car




Here some pictures of a disaster, bike hitting the car. it happened in New Jersey, USA. 2 people killed in the accident

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Some tips for instant relif

1.Pimples:
Apply toothpaste on the pimples, this will make them to dry. apply it before going to bed. after yo got up, mix equal amount of rose water and lemon juice. apply the mixture on face and rinse after allowing it to sit for 30 minutes. pimples will be cured within 30 days if you follow this regularly.

2.Asthma
Mix honey and cinnamon in the ratio of 2:1 and take it before going to the bed. Avoid taking Aspirin, as it will increase the risk of Asthma attack.

3.Bladder infection
Take some cranberries and boil them in a cup of water. Dont add sugar. cool it and drink. This is useful for kidney problems also.

IPl Update



In the close match between Deccan charges and Mumbai Indians, chargers are once again charged fully, won the match comprehensively. Charges set a target of 169 and Indians made only 157. Sachin and Duminy showed some resistance for their team but its not enough to make the target. Deccan Chargers won all the 3 matches they played and were at the top of the list with 6 points. mumbai played 3, won 1, no result 1 and lost 1. so they are stand with 3 points.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

It does cost a bit more to tax...


Oops they have increased the price of some essentials but these are important to have a look. Because alcoholic products gone to the peak, it may help the government by giving more tax but binge drinking clubbers need to suffer

Earth day Greetings





Hi guys, today is Earth day. This is 40th anniversary of earth day and we are celebrating this day for awareness and appreciation of the earths environment and our roles to protect it. Here i posted some pictures of the earth and its beautiful environment as greetings for this day

Some tips for safer SEX

Sex is a enjoyable part of our life until we do it in a safer way. Here some important tips enjoy the pleasure in a safer way:

1. Always use condoms with all sexual partners, with whom you are enjoying for the first time.

2. If you don't like to take condoms, ask your partner to put it on your dick. It will feel you a lot better (Even you like to wear it once you enjoy the pleasure of your partners hand with condoms)

3. Pay some attention for your partners comfort and pleasure.

4. Talk openly about your sexual need and expectations with your partner.

5. If you and your partner want to stop using condoms, don't forget to screen your yourselves before doing so

Masturbation - An Introduction

Hi mates here is an interesting and important article for you people. First of all What is masturbation?? - Its a sexual pleasure that you give your self. Some people thinks masturbation affects their health. No, it wont make you go blind or insane or affect your growth. In turn it helps to feel you good by getting out of the sexual stress and causes your body to release endorphins (pleasure hormones). Most of the boys do it most days and some girls do it every day. But there are some people whom do not masturbate. so its not necessary for all to do it and also doing it wont hurt you. Peak age for male masturbation is at the age of 17, it may go even lesser. While girls masturbate they should do use safer and cleaner objects to insert into their vagina. Because some objects will be covered with everyday bacteria, so its better to cover them with a condom before they use.

IPL Update

The close match between Chennai Super Kings and Delhi Dare Devils resulted in favor of Delhi. Century stand by AB DeVillers and Half century knock by Dilshan gave them a chance to set the target of 190 for the opposition. Chennai started well with some mighty shots from the bat of Mathew Hayden but they are not close enough to finish the game. Athe the end it all Delhi who stood up.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Sex and masturbation lead to Prostate Cancer


Can you believe, a survey tells Men who are dynamic in sex or in masturbation or in both during their young age has high risk of getting Prostate cancer. The Nottingham University made a survey of 800 men on how often they have sex and masturbation. The results showed who were very active during their age of 20 to 30, facing high risk of getting prostate cancer. Prostate cancer is commonly seen cancer among the English men. Each year more than 30,000 new cases has been diagnosed. Experts believe high levels of sex hormones may lead to bigger sex drive and cancer. "Everything is good when we keep them under a limit" - This proverb suits well for this issue.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Whose got the big picture!! Tongo Undersea Volcano...






In the mid of march scientist sailed to watch the eruptions of undersea volcano off the cost of tongo in the south pacific ocean. Most famous geologist, Kelepi Mafi said there was no harm to the people of Nuku'alofa and others living on the main island of Tongatapu. Experts said this eruption occured due to the earthquake of magnitude 4.4 which struck on march 13 around 35 kilometers inside the sea from the capital and also it struck at the depth of nearly 150 kilometers. Anyway no one is harmed because of this eruption. Here i posted some of the pictures of the undersea eruption from the cost of Tongo

Math Teacher (Funny Answer) Beware of kids


Is your dad a maths teacher. If so here is a solution for answering your query list OR If you are a maths teacher having kids, beware of these answers.

Ipl Update

Another match of today between Royal Challengers Bangalore and Deccan chargers, Hyderabad is going to be a feast for the fans. Chargers is in a charge by their new captain Adam Gilchrist and also the in form opener Gibbs. Royal challengers also lead by their new captain Kevin Peterson, England former Captain. Both the teams doesn played well the last edition of IPL. This match will let us know who is the best among two. Both the teams have good players, both by bat and ball. Chargers were in full charge in their first match because of the great bowling by RP.Singh and Fedel Edwards. If they kept going with the same sprit then they can give a royal challenge to the bangalore. Bangalore also has players like Kevin, Ross taylor, in form Jesse ryder, experienced Rahul dravid and fast bowler Dale steyn. They too looks lik a good team. But in their last match between CSK, they were completly out played in all the departments with some good batting and bowling by the CSK. Lets see waht gonna happen today. Match starts by 8pm Ist from Capetown

IPL Update

Today's mach between Chennai super kings and Delhi dare devils gonna be a interesting one. Both teams have a good opening pair. For CSK its destructive Australian giant Mathew Hayden and its Sehwag, Gambir pair for DDD. Comparatively CSK is the strong team because they have Flinty, Raina, Oram, Morkel. Also the tam is lead by Mahendra Singh Dhoni who is one of the most successive captains of team India. The spin legend Muralitharan and South African Pace man Makhaya Nitini are in CSK which strengths their bowling dept. Delhi also has pace legend Glen McGrath to help in the bowling. But their batting is comparatively weak in spite of having dangerous Virendar Sehwag and in form Gauti. Last two matches played yesterday were interrupted by rain, hope the nature will show some mercy atleast today. Lets see whats gonna happen. The match starts by 4pm IST from Durban.

U.S President invites middle east nations


Barack Obama, U.S President, invites the officials of Israel, Egypt and Palestinians for a talk in Washington D.c. The heads has been asked to talk with the whit house likely by early June. But there is no indication that the three nations will meet directly. Robert Gibbs, Obama's spokesmen, said they expect the officials of the 3 nations will take their place before President fly to france on june 6, on a scheduled trip. Gibbs also said president will talk with them about the ways to strengthen their relation and how to fight with the terrorism.

Hot britney






Enjoy some hot pictures of britney spears with cleavage and her hot logs widely exposed

Men with unhappy penis enlargement


St.Peters Andrology Centre in London enquired 42 men who underwent operation for penis enlargement. The average -increase in size after the operation will be 1.3 centimeters or 0.5 inch but two third of the men were unsatisfied with the results. Experts say there was a wrong advertising about penis surgery, resulting in giving unrealastic expectations about penis surgery. Nim Christoper, a urologist at St.Peters andrology centere, said men who undergone the surgery request another bout of surgery because of their dissatisfaction.