Women psychology in dating

This is what you will get when you get date with a girl

WHITE WOMEN:

First date:
You will get a chance to kiss her. goodnight.

Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date:
You get to have sex but only in the missionary position not in a comfortable one.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date:
You both get heavy drunk then will have sex.

Second Date:
You both get heavy drunk then will have sex.

20th Anniversary:
You both get heavy drunk then will have sex.(No changes even in the 20th Anniversary)

JAPANESE WOMEN:

First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date:
No need of going to the third date and you've already realized nothing
is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date:
Meet her parents.

Second date:
Have a look and Set the date of the wedding.

Third date:
Wedding night.

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, also you will get sex in backyard or at
the back of her car.

Second Date:
She's pregnant.

Third Date:
One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your
life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date:
After the guy meets the girl, Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community catches the guy.

Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.

Third Date:
In heaven!!

LEBANESE WOMEN:

First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress her.

Second Date:
You will take a loan to keep the image and will try to get a Kiss.

Third Date :
Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier than you.